irische Phrasen

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Irische Phrasen und Fakten welche sogar ganz gut zutreffen :)
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• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight, • 'Fuck off' means 'Are you serious?'

• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend

• Saying 'I will yea' means that you definitely won't

• 'Fuck it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bothered to finish it properly

• 'He's fond of a drink' means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism

• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days

• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'

• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything

• The best cure for a hangover is more drink

• Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus'

• 'Meeting' has a double meaning

• Tea is the solution to every problem

• And water is the solution to every GAA injury

• 'I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late

• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park

• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or 'I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner'

• GAA is considered religion

• Its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult

• Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation

• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time

• You're scared of the wooden spoon

• The word 'like' goes in every sentence

• You can say 'Any craic' to a garda and you won't get arrested